Want to assign me to write something, come on your show, or bring me to your event? Contact

Art commissions considered on a case-by-case basis. Please query with the subject line "art commission" for proposal consultation. Prints occasionally available in the Plain Great Productions Square Shop.

Limited wearable merch based on some designs is available at the Plain Great Productions Spreadshirt shop, often with some or all profits from designs benefiting charitable causes.

You can also typically pick up a shirt or a personally-crafted terrarium at a MidMountain show, check the events page for more details.

Want to just throw me $10 bucks to keep making weird things? You can do that too, via the Paypal form below.